It might be a good idea to put down a drop cloth and have a broom and dust pan standing by, ‘cause I’m about to do some big-time name dropping!
Well, OK, actually, I’m only going to drop one name, Aisha Tyler, but I’m going to do it a whole lot and there is about to be a whole pile of Aisha Tyler droppings on this here floor. Wait! That doesn’t sound right…
So Aisha Tyler is my new BFF and I have the photograph to prove it. See…
This, by the way is also the moment I start a new diet. Holy shit that man’s fat! Anyway, Aisha Tyler is my new best friend and you probably don’t believe me so I shall now commence providing the overwhelming proof of what I am telling you.
A year or so ago I had a chat with Aisha Tyler after one of Aisha Tyler’s shows at Cobb’s Comedy Club in San Francisco. We talked about Aisha Tyler’s time on Ghost Whisperer and why Aisha Tyler left after the first season and what Aisha Tyler had coming up.
I got a personal hand written note from Aisha Tyler, showing here:
The shirt to which Aisha Tyler’s note refers:
Aisha Tyler and I routinely exchange messages about various things, like “Lost”:
And quantum physics:
And Date Shakes:
And Video Games:
Now, get busy. There’s a lot of Aisha Tyler droppings on the floor and you need to get to sweeping them up before some body tracks them all over your freshly cleaned carpet!