The Blond Test

One day, a blonde woman was car jacked in front of her house and after the thief drove away in her car, the blonde woman ran into the house to find her husband.

“Honey, honey!” she cried frantically.  “I was just carjacked!  My car was stolen from right in front of me!”

“OK.  OK,” he said reassuringly, “calm down.  It’s going to be OK.  Did you get a good look at the guy?”

“No!” she replied emphatically.  “But I got the license plate number!”

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