K: According to the Internet Bertha is Dead.
Me: Awesome! Let’s have a party!
K: Because there is no one else in the world with her name… Apparently.
[I glance at Bertha’s computer screen and see she is on Ancestry.com]
Me: And what does that have to do with her job exactly?
[The irony of that statement is not lost on me.]
K: I’m not sure, but if she is dead then it would be hard for her to do her job.
Me: She makes an awful lot of noise for a dead person.
K: Zombies don’t have a really good attention span. Hmmmm, maybe she is dead.
Me: What are you talking about? Zombies are hightly focused… On brains.
K: Yes, but they are easily distracted.
Me: Do you read The Bloggess‘s Blog?
Me: I didn’t watch the video, but apparently she gave an entire presentation/drill about the Zombie Apocalypse… to a bunch of mormons.
WITH THEIR BLESSING!
K: Oh I saw that when Wil Wheaton tweeted about it. It was awesome.
Me: So apparently two things that are worth their endorsement:
- Crazy woman who thinks Zombie Apocalypse is something that will happen.
- And prevent gay people from getting married.
K: Well, they are related you know.
Me: Well, that would certainly explain… nothing.
K: If gay marriage is allowed there will be a Zombie Apocalypse.
Me: I see. 🙂
K: Yes, everything is gay marriage fault.
Me: It’s good to be powerful.